i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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