their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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