He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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