Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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