i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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