i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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