There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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