i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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