There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Randomize
