belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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