Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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