Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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