This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
