you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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