i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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