but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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