Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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