I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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