love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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