my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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