Bisexual people are plain selfish.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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