Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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