I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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