Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Randomize
