Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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