That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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