i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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