Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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