Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
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