Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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