these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
