Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
NoShamevember. You game?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
