walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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