i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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