She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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