once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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