The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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