Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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