i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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