Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
you never un-have a 4some
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