we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Randomize
