dude i'm inner monologue high
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
