We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
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