oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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