Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
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Oh Jesus.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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