and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Randomize
