who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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