Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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