Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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