No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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