it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Randomize
